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I live in a "low income housing project". Police cutbacks have quadrupled the crack activity around here. I have a son who has to grow up here and there is nothing I can do about it. I am stuck in a perpetual and generational cycle of poverty.
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If you are going to brag about how much money you are making & how you ballin,' make sure your baby mama aint around to yell 'And he dont take care of none of his kids!'
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/ˈgetō/
Noun
A part of a city, esp. a slum area, occupied by a minority group or groups.
The Jewish quarter in a city: "the Warsaw Ghetto".
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ghetto - definition of ghetto by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus ...
www.thefreedictionary.com/ghettoA usually poor section of a city inhabited primarily by people of the same race, religion, or social background, often because of discrimination. 2. An often walled ...
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Urban Dictionary: ghetto
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghettoShare1. (n.) an impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of...
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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork
in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a
lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing
out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish."
And I said, "No shit."
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets
to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a
bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, "Sir! Please
stop that immediately."
"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow. "Which way was it
headed?"
A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.
A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and had to let loose a big
noisy fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her. "Do
you by any chance have todays paper?"
The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree
I'll grab you a handful of leaves."
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were
running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the
other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell
asleep!"
The other woman turned to her and said, "I know! I heard it snoring!
MAN I STINK DAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You Know You're Ghetto if...
-You put sugar on your frosted flakes
-Your kids were in your wedding.
-You call your mama by her first name.
-You have a car phone and no car.
-You iron dirty clothes.
-You've been a guest on Ricky Lake.
-You wear house shoes to the grocery store.
-You're nineteen and you just met your father.
-You use a clothes hanger as a TV antenna.
-You have a wife and kids but still live at home.
-You chew ice.
-You cain't kant spell "can't."
-You still wear anything that says "Whoop, there it is."
-You record over previously recorded tapes.
-Your mom does your hair in the kitchen.
-You don't pay your rent until you get a three-day notice.
-You put on panty-hose instead of shaving your legs.
-You buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next day.
-You only go to church on Easter and Mother's Day or to meet women.
-Your first name begins with Ta', La', or Sha'.
-You took the batteries out of the smoke detector to put in your pager.
-Your bank is a check-cashing place.
-You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.
-Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.
-You're hooked on ebonics.
-You think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.
-You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.
-You return gifts for the money.
-You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.
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-You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.
-You return gifts for the money.
-You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.
-You think going to prison is "keeping it real."
-You save cooking grease.
-The only dates marked on calendar are the 1st and the 15th.
-You keep food stamps in money clip.
-You think grease and water make your hair curly.
-You wear tube socks with dress shoes.
-You add water to shampoo to stretch it.
-You put you kids to sleep with NyQuil.
-You use your welfare check as collateral.
-You can read your haircut.
-You use a toothbrush to style your "baby hair".
-You named your daughters after cars you can't afford.
-You bought your rims before you bought your car.
-Your fingernails are longer than your fingers.
-You think jury duty is a good way to make money.
-You think going on a diet means no candy.
-You have a drawer in your kitchen just for condiments from fast-food restaurants.
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The Gang That Couldn't Wear Its Hair Straight
The Jheri Curls of Washington Heights, and how they made everybody else's hair curl
Comments (0) By Felix Gillette Tuesday, May 30 2006
Sometime in the past 15 years, Rafael Martinez chopped off his jheri curl. Perhaps that's not too surprising for a guy who is doing time at an upstate prison. Few hairstyles require more maintenance, and the average prison commissary isn't likely to stock rearranging cream and curl rods.
Stylin': Martinez brothers (clockwise, from bottom left) Lorenzo, Julian, Daniel, and Cesar
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Then again, to anyone who has spent time flipping through his rap sheet, Martinez's current lack of a jheri curl is notable. After all, back in the early '90s, when Martinez was arrested, he was no run-of-the-mill criminal. Rather, he was the ringleader of the so-called Jheri Curls, one of the earliest, most violent, and best branded of the Dominican gangs of Nueva York.
During their reign over the cocaine trade in upper Manhattan in the early '90s, the Jheri Curls drove gold-painted cars and wore their hair in a uniform style: long, loose, and greasy. From the safe distance of history, that may sound quaint—a gang of dudes looking like a mid-'80s version of Michael Jackson. But the Jheri Curls were no joke.
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The “follow the drip” line is lifted from 80’s Los Angeles comedian Robin Harris, the joke being that you can’t do crime with a jheri curl because the police could just “follow the drip”
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THEY NEED TO BRING BACK THE CURL//////////////////////
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DID YOU HAVE TO COME IN THE HOUSE WHEN THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON???
GHETTO STYLE
YOU GOT TO HANG YOUR CLOTHES OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT HAVE A DRYER THAT'S GHETTO
SANTA WAS YOU MAMA AND YOU NEVER GOT WHAT YUO WANTED //OH SANTA COULD NOT FIND IT..............
OLD BROKE @SS FAKE SANTA/////////////////////HE WAS ON SOMETHING.............
I DID NOT COME BECAUSE SOME OF Y'ALL GOT BED BUGS
spread the seeds and water and watch it grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WELCOME TO GHETTO HITSSLANGmath - phone number
mo - more
off the hinges - outstanding
paper - money
peep - friend; to look at something
po-po - the police
rollout - to leave
shoot the five - to fight
slammin - something really great
tight - cool or nice
vibe - how you feel
wack - terrible, not good
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